When E!’s cameras cut to ScarJo last night, I screamed, “OH MY GOD,” and Heather went, “ARGGGGGGHHH!”

The dress is….you know, fine — but who can tell when she’s wearing THIS HAIR:

I don’t know about you, but I watch a lot of TV and somehow I’ve been exposed multiple times to this commercial for some random product from Trojan that, they claim in their tag line, will “BLOW YOUR HAIR BACK,” and it’s therefore full of smug, satisfied-looking ladies walking around with their hair blown back JUST LIKE THIS. Like, exactly.  All of which means, I guess, that ScarJo’s post-divorce love life isn’t as glum as Us Weekly might have you think.