Michelle Williams was voted most likely to be best dress in her category by Fug Nation on Friday. (By a mere 20 votes over Halle Berry, who…we’ll get to her, too.) I also voted for her. HAVE WE EVER BEEN SO WRONG?

Oh my god. Heather just said to me — and I think she’s right — that if she (Michelle, not Heather, although the same concept applies) were wearing this at Cannes, during the day, and it was knee-length, and had a belt, then it could work. (We Unfugged It Up right here at the office.) But last night? At the Golden Globes? Oh, honey. No. When I was a little girl, my mother stuck these adhesive daisies to the bottom of the bathtub, so that I wouldn’t slip and crack my head open while I was playing with my mermaid dolls in the tub. And they looked just like this. So every time I look at her, I feel like I need to wash my hair. And, okay, maybe I do, but that should be immaterial right now.