Okay. I fully admit that I might be crazy with Globes-exhaustion right now (globexhaustion?) but is Xtina starting to look like the Blonde Snooki or what?

68th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals

If we turn around and find her soothing her itchy bum in the top shelf of a mini-fridge, someone call MTV because that Jersey Shore/Burlesque crossover will be INTENSE.

68th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals

Here, there’s that lampshade that the set designer at my local community theater thought was lost forever!