GIRL. You know how I said that Zoe Saldana’s dress looked like a really high-end brothel furnishing? 

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I think Amanda Seyfriend’s is courtesy of a slightly lower-rent one — like, this is what you’d get if you bought the Little Miss Muffet package: A girl wearing a saucy animal-print tuffet and shoes that look like she put glue on her feet and then ran through a tub of curds and whey. For an extra $50, you can get a woman dressed like a spider to sit down beside her.