Bryce Dallas Howard might be a sneaky contender in this year’s Fug Madness. Let’s hope I remember she exists when seeding time rolls around — which I do not mean as snottily as it sounds. It’s just that I haven’t seen much with her in it, and she’s not a huge party girl (to her credit), so she and I cross online paths very infrequently and there are only 65 slots and you’d be surprised how tough it is to fit in everyone we think deserves this dubious honor.

Anyhoo, here she is first at this past weekend’s Art of Elysium gala, a.k.a., yet another event a ton of people attended because they were all in town for the Globes, but which got totally overshadowed by the aforementioned awards.

3rd Annual Art Of Elysium
This appears to be an homage to both Madonna and candy-stripers. It’s a rare thing to find a person desperate to celebrate both volunteer work and the joys of swirly, semi-pointy undergarments. Perhaps she should found an organization called Candy Strippers and be done with it.
Next up: Her ensemble at the Globes after-parties:

InStyle and Warner Bros. 67th Annual Golden Globes Post-Party

It might be nice to see more of the dress — which appears to have some potential — but alas, Bryce was lassoed by the necklace display at her local Claire’s and throttled into submission. Death by accessories. So tragic.