This is Spanish actor-comedian-general hyphenate Paco Leon, attending a Carolina Herrera eyewear event, and trying to give his pecs 20/20 vision of the festivities. The nipple slits were… a surprise. I only really want to hear “The Nipple Slits” as an opening band for, say, Hole, on a summer grunge nostalgia tour. He looks like Inigo Montoya flicked his sword at him, although it’s possible his inspiration was a bit newer:


At least Regina has a bra on; I hope Paco put some SPF on those things if he intends to Free the Nipple this summer. Personally, I’m not going to worry about getting mine summer-ready. They’re very shy and I like it that way.

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