Go Fug Yourself

Fugwoman

Halle Berry, possessed as she is with one of nature’s perfect faces and figures, might want to be careful what she wears.

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

I’ll wager at least twenty dudes who saw her running errands in that shirt thought, “I bet I could get away with touching her boob by pretending that’s my thumbprint.” Although for all I know, fingerprint pranks light her match. I certainly hope that’s the case, because I suspect the line might form to her left in about thirty seconds, and wrap around the block thirty seconds after that.
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