Remember, like, back in the day, when wrestlers or dancers or friends of yours who fancied themselves wrestlers or dancers decided they needed to lose weight super fast, they would go exercise in, like, shrink-wrapped plastic jogging suits, the better to sweat out a couple of extra pounds of water weight? And in addition to, you know, this not being very good for them, they looked ridiculous because they were running around the track in a plastic outfit sweating profusely and you just furrowed your brow and ate a sandwich while waiting for your play rehearsal to start, and now they’re playing professional baseball and you write about jumpsuits?

Re-release Of The Rolling Stones'

I’m pretty sure this is the jumpsuit version of that shiny plastic jogging suit. The difference being, it’s making ME sweat profusely. WITH TERROR.