Fug Madness is underway! Make sure you’ve voted in these all important early rounds. Today, in case you missed them:
And while you’re waiting to see if your brackets are busted:
– Bill Cosby is having a Cosby Sweater-Off to determine the best Cosby sweater on his own site. This pleases me. (Bill Cosby)
–Sports Illustrated ranked all 68 schools in the tournament by their “coolest” alum. I HIGHLY DISAGREE with who they decided was the #1 coolest alum — I like him, but coolest overall? No — but I’m fine with their pick for my alma mater. (SI)
– And Cosmo — who else? — discusses the tournaments’ hottest players. (Cosmo)
– Your Week In Cumberbatch. (Celebitchy)
–The FBI still hasn’t solved the greatest art heist in American history. (Gawker)
– Collectors Weekly takes a look at “the delightfully sinful history of canoes.” The pictures are awesome, and the story is great. A quote: “A Minneapolis Tribune story reported that ‘misconduct in canoes has become so grave and flagrant that it threatens to throw a shadow upon the lakes as recreation resorts and to bring shame upon the city.’” Canoe misconduct! (Collectors Weekly)
– Can we talk about how WEIRD it is that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn posed for photos to announce that they’re dating? (Lainey)
– Tina Fey was on Inside the Actors Studio and she was awesome and her favorite curse word is “shitballs.” (Vulture)
– The Awl took a very complete and amusing look at Alyssa Milano’s Japanese pop album. (The Awl)
– The Cut has this whole series where Rebecca Harrington tries crazy old school Hollywood diets. It is hilarious and terrifying, and this week, it involves Greta Garbo. (The Cut)
– Some dudes in Turkey stole AN ENTIRE BRIDGE. Per the villagers from whom it was stolen, this is “a hassle.” (Time)