Alice Eve has really been hitting the sidewalks to promote her new movie, Dirty Weekend, and I salute her for that. Hustling for your project is part of the gig and I respect it. ALSO, she’s giving me material to talk about so….bonus points, Alice. Bonus points. Except NO points for this dress she wore last night, because it’s HORRIBLE. Seriously JUST CUT AND RUN, GIRL. DO NOT ALLOW PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THIS.