COURTNEY: Psst. Dude.

KARL: What is this 'dude'? I am not naked.

COURTNEY: Whatever, dude. Listen, where's the beer? You gotta be packin', right?

KARL: Slang is the suitcase of the damned, my dear. CHECK IT.

COURTNEY: ... So you're saying you don't have any?

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