You know, I kind of liked Rumer Willis during that brief 90210 cameo she made. And her mother has… run afoul of normalcy lately, or so it seems… so I feel for her. I might be rooting for her.

But her dress is made of string, and her hair looks like burning. And there is some cracked-out stain on her buttonhole (not a euphemism) that might actually be burning. RUMER. I know this was just one night on the town, but none of it is going as I had hoped. Maybe consider spending the rest of the weekend inside. Of a salon.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]