Apart from the fact that this looks like the clumsy, drunken union of two different dresses…

… something about the lines of this dress, and the heavy dark shoulder, creates the strange optical illusion that her torso has been permanently twisted to one side. Everything looks shoved off to her right, like a Barbie who’s been permanently contorted by little brothers and soap-operatic falls down makeshift elevator shafts. Not a great effect when you’re an actual live human, although she DID marry Dennis Rodman, so maybe she has secret alien DNA in there somewhere.

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