Charlotte Ross is confusing to me. I chiefly remember her from Days of our Lives, but most people probably know her from three seasons of NYPD Blue (though I didn’t watch that show, so I had to look it up). But apparently scoring a very sporadic gig on Glee as Quinn’s mother put her on a lot of people’s party lists, because she’s been making the rounds something fierce in the last few years, even though we usually ignore her because we can never remember what she’s doing anyplace.

However, she made it very hard to gloss over her this time.

This is what a deck of cards would look like if it became sentient and opened a brothel.