At least Julianne doesn’t look strangely forty, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t problems here.
That lipstick doesn’t work in this context, and I don’t actually think the shoes do either. But the dress is just… a dress, maybe slightly squishy on the boobs but otherwise too yawny to induce much comment — not even a labored joke about the quality of her triple salchow.
And then:
As Dick Button would say, in a tone dripping with sarcasm, “Well, that’s… pleasant.”
I am referring of course to the fact that she clearly forgot to bronze the sides of her feet. Why, what else did you think I meant?
[Photos: Splash]