I suppose one can argue that Melissa George’s getup here is at least very striking.
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Unfortunately, it’s also very severe. And so very, very red. I love red, don’t get me wrong, but when you have to hire a bodyguard to keep the Heinz Ketchup people from covertly slapping a label on your back, you might have gone too far with it. Although if Cirque de Soleil ever wants to rustle up a Valentine’s Day-themed show along with the other approximately 4,327 performances they currently have going in Vegas, Melissa here would be an ideal featured performer. Assuming she isn’t afraid to fold herself in half or hang from her ankle off one of Cupid’s arrows.