“I know what you’re thinking, America.”

“You’re thinking, ‘Oh, Cher, so boring! Oh, Cher, no nudity! Oh, Cher, why so staid? Are you depressed? Bored? Do you hate this movie? Is it the Showgirls of our time? Is that such a bad thing? Why is the jacket the only thing vaguely sparkly here? Why do you look so normal?’ Well, whiny America, that leaves me with only one question for YOU:”

“IS THIS BETTER?”

Is it?

  • YES. WELCOME BACK CHER! (69%, 8,118 Votes)
  • Yes, because bra shirts are awesome. (5%, 531 Votes)
  • NO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOOOO, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, NOOOO. (26%, 3,089 Votes)

Total Voters: 11,739

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