Initially, I thought I was going to hate this. That is my reaction to so many things. Like Twitter, or Mercy, which I secretly — and yet now, not secretly — think is kind of an okay show even though I am the only person watching. But while I am still DVRing Mercy (dude, The Beek is going to be on) and am deeply enjoying our @fuggirls Twitter feed, I still haven’t completely decided how I feel about Rihanna’s dress.
It looks kind of like one dress is in the process of eating another, or as if she’s a disco mermaid who boogied into a really sticky, persistent, rare form of sea kelp. But she’s carrying it off pretty admirably — maybe some mermaids have a sticky-rare-kelp fetish — and she gets full marks for not even making me WANT to deploy a joke about bionic doilies.