CHER: Come here, precious child. Let me embrace you. You’re so brave. You’re so CHER.

CHRISTINA: How do you mean?

CHER: With the visible bra. Don’t even pretend that was unintentional.

CHRISTINA: I would never. Not to you.

CHER: I may also be able to see through your skirt.

CHRISTINA: Someone has to do something to get some attention for this freaking movie.

CHER: Hey now! We’re GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED.

CHRISTINA: Girl, please. So is Jennifer Love Hewitt.

CHER: Touche. As you can see, I too am doing my part to garner attention for our project.

CHRISTINA: Are you sure? You look the same as always to me.

CHER: HELLO. I am CLEARLY in costume as SANDY from GREASE. Just furrier. And with potentially incredibly awkward geriatric camel toe in these pants. I AM TRYING.

CHRISTINA: Cher, you’ll never be geriatric.

CHER: I love you. Let’s go find a navel warship and dance around in some electrical tape after this.

CHRISTINA: Sold!

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