This is ostensibly a pretty, randomly metallic dress.
But when I look at it, it’s like a glitter Rorschach test, and I see a snowy village-scape from on high — kind of like what I imagine the Grinch saw when he stared down at every Who down in Whoville and nearly had a rage blackout because of how annoying their made-up mumbo-jumbo Christmas carols were. Does this mean that I relate to the Grinch?
If it helps, I am certain I like the back:
See? The Grinch wouldn’t be all, “I’MA STEAL YOUR CHRISTMAS, FOOLS, but I’ll leave the backless dress because it’s so fetching on you.” He would steal that thing and then leave it in his closet before he returned the rest of it, and then pretend that maybe it fell off the sleigh on the return trip. So… wait, that basically means I’m helping the Grinch plan a win-win ending to his heist. Maybe I should give up and throw it to the poll.
