'The Hills' stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt visit an art show in Hollywood, CA

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SPENCER: Howdy, pretty lady. Can I fall into your burning ring of fire?

HEIDI: Tee-hee! You’ve never asked permission BEFORE.

SPENCER: I never looked like the head chef at Johnny Cash’s Ring of Fire Bar & Grill before.

HEIDI: Just for that, and for how sexy-meaty your knees look with jeans bunched up around them, I’ll go up TWO boob sizes.

SPENCER: And if I throw on my spurs?

HEIDI: THREE sizes.

SPENCER: Yee-haw.