You know, we’ve often mused whether people who wear hyper-short skirts ever feel unsanitary sitting down at a party. 
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Thandie Newton has solved that with the rather unique approach of a wearable sanitary liner. 
I’m sure the pressure is on at Fashion’s Night Out events to look as avant garde as possible in a crowd of clotheshorses, but this is so nutty I can close my eyes and taste the pistachios. Which, incidentally, tend to wear better-fitting outerclothes than this. Oh, Thandie. When your ENTIRE outfit is little more than a disposable wrapper for your erogenous zones, I’m not sure it’s your fashion that’s in search of a night out.