Pretty In Pink will live forever. Not necessarily because of its enduring messages about life and cliques and men with feathered hair who wear leisure suits…

… but because as long as there are celebrities who want to wear aggressive raspberry lace in distracting and unflattering ways, Andie’s torso will go down in history like the Rudolph of fashion disasters: bright, impossible not to see, and blind to all the other reindeer standing behind him and rolling their eyes because he’s turned into an insufferable famewhore.

Never let the Paceyphiles claim I don’t care about their needs. I DO want to hose off his head, a little, maybe? Fortunately Diane has a shower curtain right there, so we can craft a waterproof environment.

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