First of all, please understand that I am TOTALLY going to see this movie. Let’s be honest. It looks like the forbidden love child of Coyote Ugly and Showgirls. I’m obviously there. However: I can’t help but wonder whether or not the studio consciously intended for BOTH Cher and Xtina to appear both of indeterminate age and of similarly vague gender. On the other hand, I would ALSO totally go see a movie in which each of these roles was played by a man in drag, so I suppose it doesn’t really matter. In fact, I might be MORE interested in seeing THAT movie, so I guess what I’ve talked myself into saying is: WELL PLAYED, SONY.