I think I’ve given up Gossip Girl — I deleted it in the middle of Monday’s episode because I just didn’t care, and because I kept hoping for Jenny to fall in front of a subway (it could happen; they killed off Marissa Cooper, after all). Which means that now I don’t have Leighton Meester’s still awesome line-readings to keep me warm, I may begin judging her solely on whatever cracked out get-up she chooses to wear out of the house. Let’s start with this one:
Cute! Although I feel a bit guilty: I have shoes just like that, and I haven’t worn them yet because they’re so high and spiky that I’m scared I will teeter over and fall in front of a subway, just like the Little J of my fictitious imaginings. Which is saying a lot, because that means I’d essentially have to trip and fall into New York. But the dress is super sassy, right? Although…what’s happening in the back? Is she wearing…a fringed cape?
[Photo: Splash News]
A) Kind of.
B) Whatever this is, I think it got caught in a shredder.
C) Apparently, shredders are AWESOME because I love this crazy thing and would totally wear it.
D) If I drank too much — which would, of course, help to catapult me in front of said subway train — I would totally shake my butt in people’s faces while wearing this, simply to make the fringe dance.
E) And then I’d wake up the next morning and think, “dear God. I hope no one remembers I did that.”
F) But it would be worth it.
G) Please weigh in for your own self: