Aw, my hair looks like this when I haven’t washed it in three days. Now I feel like I can go to the market like that without shame!

But let’s talk about the ENSEMBLE:

'The A-Team' Germany Preview

A glorious celebration of womanhood? A delirious salute to doilies? A triumphant return to glamour? An awkward shoutout to showgirls? A half-assed salute to Showgirls? A delicious beaded couture burrito? Gorgeous? Grotesque? Very hard to sit down in and continue to breathe? Tell me, Fug Nation!