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(1) CHLOE SEVIGNY vs. (2) BAI LING

Holy cannoli. How can one choose between these two? Between them, they’ve handily destroyed the likes of Tara Reid AND Mary-Kate Olsen, but as much as we’d like them to both somehow emerge from this match winners, there can be BUT ONE.

But which one?

Princess Catsuit McCigarette?:

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Lady Underpants?:

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Or these two?

Duchess Necktie of the Wedges?

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Or Lady Sparkle Legwarmers?

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Such radically different flavors! Chloe like a Thin Mint: dark, serious, sometimes you take a bite and it’s amazing, and other times it hasn’t fully thawed from the freezer just yet and you chip a tooth. Whereas Bai Ling is your Samoa: she’s chewy! She’s crunchy! She’s multi-colored! She’s (coco)nuts!