(1) CHLOE SEVIGNY vs. (2) BAI LING
Holy cannoli. How can one choose between these two? Between them, they’ve handily destroyed the likes of Tara Reid AND Mary-Kate Olsen, but as much as we’d like them to both somehow emerge from this match winners, there can be BUT ONE.
But which one?
Princess Catsuit McCigarette?:
Or these two?
Duchess Necktie of the Wedges?
Or Lady Sparkle Legwarmers?
Such radically different flavors! Chloe like a Thin Mint: dark, serious, sometimes you take a bite and it’s amazing, and other times it hasn’t fully thawed from the freezer just yet and you chip a tooth. Whereas Bai Ling is your Samoa: she’s chewy! She’s crunchy! She’s multi-colored! She’s (coco)nuts!