ASHLEE SIMPSON: I’ll have the chopped salad.
JESSICA SIMPSON: Excuse me?
ASHLEE: Dressing on the side, okay? Thanks.
JESSICA: Get it yourself!
ASHLEE: Whoa. The service here is TERRIBLE. I shall reflect my dismay in my tip.
JESSICA: What are you talking about?
ASHLEE: You’re in the food service business now, right?
JESSICA: What? No.
ASHLEE: Why are you dressed like a waitress, then? In what is clearly a borrowed uniform, as it’s far too tight in the boobs.
JESSICA: I…oh, shut up.
ASHLEE: That’s what I thought.