A Night of Fashion and Technology with LG Mobile Phones

ASHLEE SIMPSON: I’ll have the chopped salad.

JESSICA SIMPSON: Excuse me?

ASHLEE: Dressing on the side, okay? Thanks.

JESSICA: Get it yourself!

ASHLEE: Whoa. The service here is TERRIBLE. I shall reflect my dismay in my tip.

JESSICA: What are you talking about?

ASHLEE: You’re in the food service business now, right?

JESSICA: What? No.

ASHLEE: Why are you dressed like a waitress, then? In what is clearly a borrowed uniform, as it’s far too tight in the boobs.

JESSICA: I…oh, shut up.

ASHLEE: That’s what I thought.