The Summer of Stone continues, and I am on board:

Because shouldn’t Sharon Stone be swanning about obscure charity events in a caftan? And shouldn’t that caftan have a creepy, possibly-possessed tree on it, giving the entire look a vaguely-threatening but also totally-out-of-touch mien? Oughtn’t she pair that potentially-evil caftan with wacky Bono-esque glasses? Isn’t the only thing she’s missing a martini? YES.

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