Over the years, I seem to have grown a soft spot for Rumer Willis. She was kind of appealing in The House Bunny and I think she got a lot of flack from people for not looking like Demi Moore — when the genetically original Demi Moore doesn’t even look like Demi Moore. I can’t even imagine how tough it would be to have Demi Moore as your mother. She is perfect-looking and she seems troubled, which is a recipe for a really great memoir when Rumer is like 50, but maybe not so awesome when you’re young and trying to do your own thing. ANYWAY. I got no problem with Rumer anymore, is what I’m saying.
Which is why I wish someone had thrown themselves in front of her before she left the house on this occasion and refused to let her go anywhere until she changes. WHERE IS YOUR GET-A-GRIP FRIEND?