Well, first it was Heidi Klum going Full Coverage at the Bambi Awards, and then Rita Ora joined in:
But where Heidi’s had a lightness to it, this feels a little bogged-down. I feel like the gigantic skirt demands a simpler bodice. This just looks like it befriended a sparkly evening gown and then cruelly ate half of it.
And yet weirdly, if you stick her inside a giant flowering wreath, it starts to make sense. I think it’s because this has a real whiff of the Eurovision about it. She could be the Dutch contender, riding down an CGI river in her flotilla of blooms, singing a song about how twigs are just tentacles of peace. I’m so on board.