Here’s a question for all you kindly readers out there: has Fashion Week just smashed my mind grapes into sad, bitter wine, or does Demi Moore appear to have woken up and decided that the person she really wants to resemble most is Mary-Kate Olsen?


I mean, on one hand, she’s super gorgeous (and ought to be, I think she works her ass off on upkeep in a way that makes me tired to think about. Then I have another bowl of Cool Whip). And then on the other hand, she kind of looks like she got jumped by a 2006 Rachel Zoe and styled in a dark alley.