Heather and I just had a long conversation about Ashley Tisdale, like it’s 2009 up in there. Which, in many ways, you might think it was were you just to look at her outfit:
Doesn’t that dress just scream, “I got this on the Macy’s sale rack right before I left for Cabo in June of 2010 but I’m going to toss a jacket it on it and pretend I’m not just wearing it because I woke up feeling bloated today”? I mean, don’t get me wrong. I have that dress. And I wear it around the house as a precursor to the days — surely on the horizon — where I break down and start sporting an actual housedress. It’s comfortable. It’s dated. It provides great ventilation.
But it’s not TERRIBLE. And, in fact, I have a fondness in my heart for The Tiz. Heather said she was funny on The Crazy Ones this week, and then we decided that she needs to be cast on New Girl as a mildly crazed but ultimately funny girl who falls in love with Schmidt and then starts stalking him, Schmidt-style. Like a She-Schmidt. Call Zooey Deschanel, Ashley, and tell her we sent you. Wait, maybe don’t tell her we had anything to do with it. Follow your gut on that one.
And about your look:
- You look like laundry day. Please try again. (52%, 1,863 Votes)
- You look fine, if mildly dated. Please carry on. (45%, 1,627 Votes)
- YOU LOOK HOT NEVER CHANGE. (3%, 120 Votes)
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