So I guess these face dresses are happening. Still.

This feels like one of those situations where the name on the label is obscuring better judgment. NONE of these have looked good on anyone’s chest, and all the faces are distractingly weird. This one looks a bit like Clown Cat Stevens, which is probably upsetting both to clowns and to the erstwhile Mr. Stevens. Let’s not cross either of them again, okay?

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