On the heels of Tamron Hall’s fantastic dress, and my noticing that My Favorite J.Crew Striped Tee is on DEEP SALE, I thought…why not revisit our one true love, the mascot of Fug Nation — if a pattern can be a mascot, which seems like an existential question — the beloved Breton stripe. There are so many striped things a person could buy if she wanted to!

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