I recently moved, and nothing clarifies the truth of what a person loves to buy like packing it all into a box, moving that box across town, and then unpacking that box. I, for example, have way too much glassware, a LOT of stripes, and a plethora of Quirky Sweaters — pullovers that, in my opinion, make the classic jeans-and-a-crewneck ensemble into more of an OUTFIT with very little effort. Personally, I’m a fan of the Obnoxious Fair Isle (I have one very much like this, and the last guy I dated liked to call it my “ugly sweater”), and I cannot resist J.Crew Factory’s tendency to create thin sweaters with, like, mega-whimsy. For example, right now they’re selling a sweater WITH AN ALPACA EMBROIDERED ON IT.  I have TOO MANY of these sort of things so I cannot buy another one, but I just want SOMEONE to have it.

Or, frankly, to have any one of these:

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Yes, I just included the last two for a laugh. (Although if one of you wants to buy a bonkers Gucci sweater, I SALUTE YOU.)

As a general housekeeping note: This is not a sponsored post. Our quirky sweater allegiances are ours alone. Like most websites, GFY uses affiliate links where available, which means we get a tiny bonus if you click through. I can assure you that all these sweaters were personally chosen by me while I sat around drinking coffee and watching Riverdale.