Reader, as summer draws ever closer and awards season is tiny in the rearview mirror and Cannes and the Met Gala are over, Heather and I are trying out some new features here at GFY that we think might be fun. For example, because our gift guides are always popular, we thought we might do a little shopping with you guys now and again — and obviously, our inaugural effort is caftans. Although now that I think about it, I also could have done Breton stripes. Or bracelets. Or red lipsticks. Hey, while we’re at it, please let me know what you think would be a good thing to cover in these posts. I am here to enable your purchases, imaginary or otherwise.

Most of these caftans are Normal Priced, some of them are on sale, some of them are A Bit Pricey But You’re Worth It, and a handful of them are at full-on Treat Yo Self: It’s The Best Day of the Year prices because (a) maybe you do want to treat yourself, and (b) they are really pretty and I just wanted you to see them and I might have gone overboard with Crazy Caftans You Might Want to See That Cost A Fortune. The Elie Saab one is AMAZING and also more than my rent; I may personally buy this one, because it is NOT more than my rent. (Did I also include one designed by a cast member of Shahs of Sunset? YES.) Anyway, let’s get to it.

[If there’s a big white space below this sentence and you can’t see the caftans, try refreshing your browser; they should pop right up. Use that little arrow on the right of the caftan to zip through them all; click on the photo to go to the product page. You know how this works!]

Writing this may have taught me that I want to become a millionaire and only wear crazy Cavalli caftans forever. 2017 is full of self-discovery.

As a general housekeeping note: This is not a sponsored post, and we were not paid to include any of these items. Our caftan allegiances are ours alone. Like most websites, GFY uses affiliate links where available, but that only means we get a tiny bonus if you click through and buy something. I can assure you that all caftans were personally chosen by me while I sat around drinking iced tea and watching the Dodgers.