I’ll be honest, I often try to dance around Bella Thorne in the hope that Jessica will tackle her first. Because I never have much to say about her other than, “Sigh.”

Sigh, and yikes, and a dash of yeeeesh. I suppose I should be grateful for the tube top’s presence, but I might resent the laced satin remainder so much that it’s hard to count my blessings. It could be WORSE, but that’s still a pretty low bar.

What’s next may actually BE worse:

Top by Nautical Flags Inc., pants by… Pottery Barn Kids, methinks? Neither is by anyone who seems to have much experience with wrapping fabric around a human, anyway.

[Photos: Getty]