Behold the Cruise-Holmeses going out to celebrate Kate’s 33rd birthday:

I sincerely hope that part of what Tom got her was a whole new wardrobe. I also sincerely doubt that it’s a coincidence that Holmes and Yang (her vanity design project, which this, er, effort, has to be) anagrams to Egad Sham Nylon, because EGAD! Is that NYLON? It also, in case you were wondering, anagrams to Dangs an’ Homely, which is how I plan to refer to the line henceforce. That’s MY gift to her. (It’s kind of a mean gift.)

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