Okay, let’s be fair: this is not the worst dress any of us have ever seen. It’s not an egg, nor a swan, nor any kind of water fowl, nor any animal life at all. It is not ass-less, her boob hasn’t fallen out (yet), and we can’t see her thong. It could be worse. Her hair isn’t on fire or anything. (Her crotch is a body part for which I can not vouch.) But let’s also be honest: SOMETHING HERE IS NOT RIGHT:

I think it’s her SOUL.

[Photo: Getty]