I knew it: Grace Jones waltzed into our little contest here and you clutched her to your bosoms, sharp Mohawk and all, and churned out a spate of truly awesome Haiku.


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Please do scan all the entries, if you’re in dire need of procrastinatory material, but otherwise we’ve picked a couple to nominate as the winner. Drum roll…

Option 1: By Mumbleduck

Unicorn dancer 

Don’t fret that you forgot pants 

It happens sometimes

Option 2: By Marty

The icon Grace Jones

When her legs need shaving she 

Bends over and nods.

Option 3: By Monica

I happen to have 

a job interview later. 

Hence, the suit jacket.