Because sometimes, it’s just selfish to keep all this splendor to myself:
THE SUBJECT: Grace Jones, singer, model, actress, and icon of wackitude who once slapped a British chat-show presenter across the face because she thought he’d turned to another guest too soon.
THE CHALLENGE: Every time we get away from a Freaky Fug Friday, it’s nice to come back to it with a little haiku — kind of like putting on your favorite old shoes instead of those brand new ones, because you’re not in a place right now where you can deal with blisters. So, write a haiku about this outfit, or to Grace, or FOR Grace, whatever. And if you need your memory refreshed: haiku are three lines, with the first and third lines having five syllables and the second line having seven. They’re also supposed to reference nature, but we won’t ding you for that if you forget, because we ALWAYS forget.
THE DEADLINE: Post all entries in the comments section of this entry — note: do NOT e-mail them — by Sunday night at 10 p.m. Pacific. Then we’ll pick finalists and y’all vote on a winner.
All good? Okay, have at it. Enjoy!