So excited to announce the winners of Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic’s new book, Suffering Succotash: A Picky Eater’s Quest to Understand Why We Hate the Foods We Hate. Behold:

THE TASK: Please write the sign you would hold up to the paparazzi if you were in Faustino’s ratty sneaks.

The winners!

Corrie: I AM UNDERCOVER. Shhhhhh.

Craig Turner: NOTHING TO SEE HERE. JUST PICKING UP MY PAYCHECK.

Leah: MY OTHER OUTFIT IS A TUXEDO.

Eliza Bennett: WOLVERINE ATTACK VICTIM PLEASE HELP.

Thanks to all who entered, and winners, please check your email!

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