Katy Perry in vintage Cavalli

This, from 2004, is actually a really good pull for her. This whole look works better than 90 percent of what she's worn recently. She's now styled by a group called All Three Heathers. WHAT IF IT'S ME.

Kelsea Ballerini in Bronx & Banco

Weirdly, Kelsea did not do red carpet pics – at least not in front of any Getty photographers that I have seen – facing fully forward. So the back of this is slinky and Old Hollywood, but does she hate the front?

Kelsea Ballerini

This is the best shot I could find, so... maybe? That boob dart looks like the kind of surgical scar that would inspire a malpractice suit.

Carrie Underwood

This is perfectly nice and princess-y, but I'm distracted by how silvery and white her makeup is around her eyes. Also... there's no there there, right? Carrie Underwood might have negative charisma.

Kristin Chenoweth

Dolly would have loved this, although she might have suggested the hair reach up a little bit closer to God.

Lainey Wilson

Is it a shirt? Is it a robe? Is it a coat? Is it a cardigan? The answer is yes.

Little Big Town

They look like they could've stuck around after and filmed a quick hit for a Christmas special.

Amy Grant

Sometimes, you just love your custom sofa fabric, and you have an extra bolt.

Reba McEntire

This seems oddly casual? And a bit all over the place. Are those dark brown boots with black jeans? Reba, what's going on? Did Fancy just let us down?!?

Lady A (Hillary Scott in Alice + Olivia)

Hey, I'd forgotten about these guys. And I may again.

Ella Langley in vintage Cavalli

I guess I should learn her face, given that "Choosing Texas" seems to be a big deal. Dolly would have liked this, and might have worn it, but of course with tight knee-length pants that have fringe on them.

Danielle Parton

Danielle Parton is Dolly's niece, and I think you can tell – the DNA seems to run strongly here. The internet tells me she's a combat veteran, and makes and sells moonshine. I love her dress, and therefore trust her taste in bathtub whiskey implicitly.

Carly Pearce in Self Portrait

The slight wonkiness of the top is throwing me off.

Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams

And Mom and Dad look very respectable. But someone please tell me why Brad's shoes are designed to look like they're bursting off his feet.

Celebs Paid Tribute to Dolly Parton

Start Slideshow CBS aired what I assume was a musical tribute to Dolly Parton, called I Will Always Love You, and did a splashy red carpet to go alongside it. Reba hosted, I believe. I am sure they tried to get Miley, but for whatever reason she isn't there.

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