British singer Jessie J here is getting ready for a big push in the US, and as you can see, she just won the Critics’ Choice award at the Brit Awards.

She also, according to Wikipedia, wrote “Party In the USA” for Miley, a song that fully exploited how incredibly nasal Miley’s voice is in a way that, say, “Seven Things” did not. ( I secretly like “Seven Things,” whilst “Party in the USA” make me want to jam a chopstick in my earhole.) But I really can’t be bothered with any of that. LOOK WHAT SHE’S WEARING. A BLACK LACE CATSUIT. PLEASE come to America, Jessie J. Here at GFY, we are VERY INTERESTED in you already.