I know we say, “I’ve totally seen this on Dynasty” like 100 times a week, but I’VE TOTALLY SEEN THIS ON DYNASTY. I AM NOT KIDDING:

Dania Ramirez and family dine at Madeo in West Hollywood, CA

[Photo: Splash News]

Want proof? BEHOLD:


It’s like this:

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Times this:

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Plus this:

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With a dash of this:

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And a wee splash of this:

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Now, if Dania Ramirez had been more prone to, say, pushing people into lily ponds and throwing drinks into faces on Heroes, I might still be watching.