JESSE EISENBERG: Dude. You look GREAT.
EMMA STONE: Thanks, Jesse!
JESSE: Especially considering what you’ve been through lately.
EMMA: Uh, yeah…dying my hair has been, you know, a trial.
JESSE: No, you know what I mean. No need to be self-deprecating. Rehab has to be really tough.
JESSE: And that crazy mother of yours isn’t helping.
JESSE: And it sounds like you had problems fitting in at Betty Ford. I think it’s really awesome how GREAT you look tonight. So much younger, too.
EMMA: WAIT. Who do you think I AM?
JESSE: The star of my favorite film, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Lindsay Lohan?
EMMA: I AM GOING BACK TO RED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
JESSE: I do like you better as a redhead, Linds.
EMMA: I’M NOT LINDSAY LOHAN. Although…I do bear a really freaking resemblance to her when we’re both blonde, now that you mention it. Damn. I can’t WAIT for Spider-Man to be over.