JESSE EISENBERG: Dude. You look GREAT.

EMMA STONE: Thanks, Jesse!

JESSE: Especially considering what you’ve been through lately.

EMMA: Uh, yeah…dying my hair has been, you know, a trial.

JESSE: No, you know what I mean. No need to be self-deprecating. Rehab has to be really tough.

EMMA: Huh?

JESSE: And that crazy mother of yours isn’t helping.

EMMA: What?

JESSE: And it sounds like you had problems fitting in at Betty Ford. I think it’s really awesome how GREAT you look tonight. So much younger, too.

EMMA: WAIT. Who do you think I AM?

JESSE: The star of my favorite film, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Lindsay Lohan?

EMMA: I AM GOING BACK TO RED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

JESSE: I do like you better as a redhead, Linds.

EMMA: I’M NOT LINDSAY LOHAN. Although…I do bear a really freaking resemblance to her when we’re both blonde, now that you mention it. Damn. I can’t WAIT for Spider-Man to be over.

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