You know that expression, “You might feel better if you put on some lipstick?”
I think Piper might feel better if she put on some underwire.
Also, I’m concerned about the lead shoes with which she’s been fitted. They really canklify her, and would really be a problem for her if — en route to this Extra interview at The Grove — she accidentally fell into the fountain. They are, in fact, coyote ugly, when it comes right down to it. I guess you can take the girl out of the movie but you can’t take the movie out of the girl.
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