Dear sweet fancy baby Moses in the rushes:
[Photo: Splash News]
PLEASE don’t let these skirts be coming back into fashion. PLEASE. Claudia Schiffer is KIND of SORT of pulling it off, but only in the sense that she merely KIND OF looks like my kindergarten teacher, circa 198-mumble. The rest of the world — those of us not blessed with the genes that allow us to look like THIS two months after having a baby — would look like we just stumbled out of the time machine in time for finger painting and a long talk about what time we had to wake up in order to see all of Lady Di’s wedding on TV.