Claudia Schiffer’s Twitter stream, seen here as she updates on the fly:
Schifferrific: CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO CHANGE THIS SHIRT BEFORE I LEFT THE HOUSE. LOOK CRAYCRAY LIKE TOP HALF IS REF, BOTTOM IS GRANDMA (5 minutes ago)
@NAOMI_CAMPBELL_RULES Oh, cram it, Naoms. It’s just the school run, not the catwalk. I’m sure you’re worn worse. At least I’m not wearing BLOOD DIAMONDS, AMIRITE? (4 minutes ago)
@NAOMI_CAMPBELL_RULES Sorry. (3 minutes ago)
Schifferrrific: ALSO MY PURSE DOESN’T MATCH! I’M TOTALLY ENDING UP IN US WEEKLY! Also, if no one hears from me within two hours, call the police. I’m scared of Naomi.